{"id":2091,"date":"2012-12-26T21:48:39","date_gmt":"2012-12-27T03:48:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.amyreesanderson.com\/blog\/?p=2091"},"modified":"2012-12-26T21:58:08","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T03:58:08","slug":"the-man-cold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.amyreesanderson.com\/blog\/the-man-cold\/","title":{"rendered":"The \u201cMan Cold\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week my husband came down with a horrible sinus cold, which he then managed to pass on to me and my daughter.\u00a0 Fabulous!\u00a0 So this week all three of us are suffering from\u00a0sinus colds, however, it is absolutely incredible to see the difference in how each of us manages to cope with it.\u00a0 Ashley and I, while feeling horrible with a stuffy head, achy body, and cough, still manage to be functional human beings.\u00a0 Rollin, however, was a whole other story.\u00a0 He lay on the couch whining and calling out for me to take care of him, bring him his soup, and baby him as if his entire world was falling apart.\u00a0 I on the other hand, needed to prepare the meals, do the laundry and keep our household functioning.\u00a0 Is my sickness any less serious than his \u2013 NO &#8211; but in his mind he has something far more serious than I have \u2013 I may have a cold, but he has a MAN COLD.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The urban dictionary defines the Man Cold as:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">A true terrible, debilitating disease. Nearly all men will die from man colds unless they are administered immediately with large amounts of mindless TV or childrens&#8217; cartoons. It is essential that they not move from bed or a comfy sofa to allow for rehabilitation, and must have tissues and man cold medicine (such as chocolate biscuits, McDonalds, or a nice cup of tea) brought to them constantly by a nearby female.<\/p>\n<p>The truth is I had never heard of the Man Cold before, but it just so happens that my little brother, who happens to also be a doctor, is staying with us this week and when he saw the state my husband was in he immediately diagnosed him as having a Man Cold.\u00a0 When I asked him what the Man Cold was he immediately directed me to watch the following video:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>So how do you treat your man if he has a Man Cold?\u00a0 Writer Mochadad gave some tips on how to treat a man with a Man Cold:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><i>Do not put him in bed. Instead, let him recoup on a comfy couch.<\/i><\/li>\n<li style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><i>Turn on the TV \u2013 fast. Find some sports or cartoons and give him the remote control.<\/i><\/li>\n<li style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><i>He\u2019ll be too weak to call for you, so make sure to check in on him every three minutes. A little bell is also helpful.<\/i><\/li>\n<li style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><i>He\u2019ll need an endless supply of tissues, fast food, cookies and lots of tea.<\/i><\/li>\n<li style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><i>Once he shows signs of improvement (by asking you what you\u2019re doing every 10 minutes), he\u2019s ready for movie therapy. Star Wars, James Bond, or sports related movies work well during this next step in the man cold treatment plan. Note: No matter how much he begs, do not let him watch \u201cBrian\u2019s Song.\u201d In his weakened state, the emotional drain will be too much for him.<\/i><\/li>\n<li style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><i>If a week has gone by and there\u2019s no improvement, bring out the big guns: have a chick flick marathon consisting of Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood, Steel Magnolias, and Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, and if he\u2019s not in the shower after that, tell him you can\u2019t remember if you feed a cold, starve a fever or the reverse, so you\u2019d better ask your mother to come over<\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Apparently following those instructions will help your man heal more quickly.\u00a0 If you are wondering how women are supposed to be treated for a Woman Cold \u2013 yeah, well I tried to google that to see what would come up and the top search result I got was \u201cWhy are women always cold?\u201d, written by a man\u2026..argggghhhh\u2026.Men&#8230;.Gotta love them \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>~Amy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week my husband came down with a horrible sinus cold, which he then managed to pass on to me and my daughter.\u00a0 Fabulous!\u00a0 So this week all three of us are suffering from\u00a0sinus colds, however, it is absolutely incredible to see the difference in how each of us manages to cope with it.\u00a0 Ashley [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":80,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[361,358,284,359,362,363,360,125],"class_list":["post-2091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-differences","tag-man-cold","tag-men","tag-sick","tag-sinus-cold","tag-treatment","tag-whiner","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amyreesanderson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amyreesanderson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amyreesanderson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amyreesanderson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amyreesanderson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2091"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.amyreesanderson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3996,"href":"https:\/\/www.amyreesanderson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2091\/revisions\/3996"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amyreesanderson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/80"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amyreesanderson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amyreesanderson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amyreesanderson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}