Sometimes something as simple as a funny little quote can totally make you laugh and brighten your entire day. I love it when I am having a down day and then someone comes along with a funny quote that makes me laugh out of the blue.\u00a0 My kids send me hysterical quotes in text messages all the time and they constantly make me laugh out loud when I read them. That\u2019s the best because it totally picks up your mood and suddenly you feel genuinely happy.\u00a0 Today I thought I would share some of my favorite quotes that make me laugh and some of my daughter Ashley\u2019s favorite quotes that make her laugh. I just thought all of you could use a little laughter to brighten your day today \u2013 I hope these do the trick \ud83d\ude42\u00a0\u00a0 :<\/p>\n
Fun Quote Picks from Amy:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n \u201cMy biggest fear is that when I die my husband will sell my shoes for what I told him they cost.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThey say \u201cyou are what you eat\u201d That\u2019s funny, I don\u2019t remember eating a sexy beast this morning.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019m getting to old to drop it like it\u2019s hot so I am just going to drop it like its warm.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWomen who say that childbirth is the most painful thing in the world have obviously never stepped on a Lego.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cHardest job ever: working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self-control needed.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cOrganized people are just too lazy to look for things.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWomen are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly \u2013 on a broomstick. We\u2019re flexible like that.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThat moment when you turn into a ninja because a piece of your hair fell on your arm and you thought it was a spider.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThat awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThat awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like, \u201cI got nothing man.\u201d<\/p>\n Fun Quote Picks From Ashley:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n \u201cPunctuation saves lives. Let\u2019s eat Grandma. Or. Let\u2019s eat, Grandma.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cMy mom wanted to talk to me about my immaturity, but she can\u2019t. She doesn\u2019t know the password to my secret fort.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWho died and made you Darth Vader?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cLSHMSFOAIDMT: laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cBiggest moment you think you are going to die: When your chair tips back slightly and you almost fall backwards.\u201d<\/p>\n After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, \u201cNo hablo ingles.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cLast year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas. I woke up in a box.\u201d<\/p>\n I hope all of laughed out loud at least once while reading these quotes so your day will be a little brighter! All of us need more laughter in our days, so pass along things that make you smile to someone else today and make them smile too \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n Have a great one! Sometimes something as simple as a funny little quote can totally make you laugh and brighten your entire day. 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\n~Amy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"