Sometimes something as simple as a funny little quote can totally make you laugh and brighten your entire day. I love it when I am having a down day and then someone comes along with a funny quote that makes me laugh out of the blue.  My kids send me hysterical quotes in text messages all the time and they constantly make me laugh out loud when I read them. That’s the best because it totally picks up your mood and suddenly you feel genuinely happy.  Today I thought I would share some of my favorite quotes that make me laugh and some of my daughter Ashley’s favorite quotes that make her laugh. I just thought all of you could use a little laughter to brighten your day today – I hope these do the trick 🙂   :

Fun Quote Picks from Amy:

“My biggest fear is that when I die my husband will sell my shoes for what I told him they cost.”

“They say “you are what you eat” That’s funny, I don’t remember eating a sexy beast this morning.”

“I’m getting to old to drop it like it’s hot so I am just going to drop it like its warm.”

“Women who say that childbirth is the most painful thing in the world have obviously never stepped on a Lego.”

“Hardest job ever: working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self-control needed.”

“Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.”

“Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly – on a broomstick. We’re flexible like that.”

“That moment when you turn into a ninja because a piece of your hair fell on your arm and you thought it was a spider.”

“That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.”

“That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like, “I got nothing man.”

Fun Quote Picks From Ashley:

“Punctuation saves lives. Let’s eat Grandma. Or. Let’s eat, Grandma.”

“My mom wanted to talk to me about my immaturity, but she can’t. She doesn’t know the password to my secret fort.”

“Who died and made you Darth Vader?”

“LSHMSFOAIDMT: laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.”

“Biggest moment you think you are going to die: When your chair tips back slightly and you almost fall backwards.”

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.”

“Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas. I woke up in a box.”

I hope all of laughed out loud at least once while reading these quotes so your day will be a little brighter! All of us need more laughter in our days, so pass along things that make you smile to someone else today and make them smile too 🙂

Have a great one!
~Amy